That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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