i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
