marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
