Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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