you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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