It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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