fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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