So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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