awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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