Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
My vagina just recognized that song.
She bit a glass in half.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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