This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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