it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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