My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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