what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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