There was a lot of him and a little penis
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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