Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she looked like the before picture.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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