All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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