you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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