Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
If that was your dad, he is hot
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Randomize
