yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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