tell your sister to shave her snatch
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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