Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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