Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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