were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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