Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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