Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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