I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
