So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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