you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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