I've blown a few things in my day
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
