we're blogging at a bar
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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