She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
