Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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