She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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