is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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