Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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