At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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