omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
well you can't waste a boner
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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