Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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