the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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