Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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