You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize