My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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