Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
false alarm, still single
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