But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I am midnight drunk by noon
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I touched a dick in church today
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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