This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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