Buhtt sex?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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