Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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