I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
