i just google imaged poop.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Damn victory sex feels great
Randomize
