And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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