Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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