New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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